Well guy's, I need your advice.Do you think i have a problem? My wife has been accusing me of constantly being on the computer checking out all the buggy sites,talking buggies breathing buggies etc and generally ignoring her. I pointed out to her that when she was sick, who was it that tried to help her out by checking out her compression? Dip stick levels? Fluid levels? etc. ME!. Anyway, i agreed to go with her to one of those Dr Phil type guys for asessment and advice. After MY say to the Doc, it was the Wifies turn...Well ,she let rip for about an hour,Whinge! Whinge!...Moan! Moan ! Complain!.....When she finally finished, the Doc got up and hugged her, patted her on the back and gave her a big kiss! After he sat down I could'nt believe the difference in my wife! She quietly sat slowly back down and had a look of total contentment on her face, kinda like the Mona Lisa on drugs! Totally amazed ,I said Doc! That's a miracle, she's not complaining...Well done! How do we maintain this cure? He said that's easy,just make sure she gets this same type of hugs and kisses, 3 times a week. Mondays, wednesdays and saturdays... No probs i said, i'll bring her back here Mondays, and Wednesdays, but Saturday i'm going buggy riding! Baz

Has he got time for mine?

OMG Why didn't somebody tell me about this sooner? I just tried it myself and it WORKED!!!

The teeth went away, the smile came out and all was good. thanks Bugeye

what other secrets are you guys holding?

Good idea Hare! We need a list of proven ideas,strategies,one liners and general calmers - pacifiers to combat " Her Indoor's"...Hmm maybe call it "Secret Men's Business" Anyone else have any tips to share?... Baz