Who knows how to burn this guy?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 03515&rd=1

I just sent him this email

Hi
I live about one hour from McHenry, what is your address I will come pick up the RZR tomorrow morning, I will bring the 3800.00
in cash.

OK, wouldn't it be funny if he actually responds. Seems odd how many of these are set at the $3,800, I wonder what currency converts that makes them think that seem like a real number?

His reply...


How would you guys like me to reply?


Hello there,
Thank you for your interest in purchasing my RZR . I know that there are numerous offers on eBay and I'm glad that you choose to contact me regarding your willingness to purchase.
I am a private seller not a shop and I had (for the moment) the privilege to buy this Quad for a low cost from a bankrupt store so that you have the opportunity to purchase from me at a great saving from the original price. We bought it along with others in order to make a showroom, but life had another plan for us. My wife was promoted so we had to move to another town and we do not have time to use it anymore. Besides, there are a lot of things which have priority now, so, this Atv has to go.
The shipping is included in price, so practical you nothing pays moreover if you are going to buy the Atv.
You can find me in Vestal New York, here I live and the Quad is here with me.. You will receive your Atv by DAS Auto Transport Services (for ground delivery) or FedEx Express Freight (for long distance delivery) at your home address. It is insured in case of damage and it will be delivered to your DOOR. I will send you the Atv with all the papers (warranty, insurance, etc.) .It's brand new the Engine has never been repaired or something like that. Time is really an issue and we have to move fast.
The buy it now price for this Atv is US $3,800.00.
Eh, I had forgotten to tell you, the business will be made by the eBay. They will guarantee the arrival of the RZR to the buyer location and than receiving of money by the sellerIf you agree with moving forward with the deal through eBay please email me as soon as possible YOUR FULL NAME,PHONE NUMBER and SHIPPING ADDRESS.
As soon as I receive these information from you I will forward them to eBay along with the rest of the details in order for them to open a case regarding our deal. After you receive the notification from eBay please give
me an email and confirm if we have a deal.
Waiting for your email
Regards!
James

It would be nice if the nigerians would at least learn proper grammar.........

Try this site for ideas on how to mess with them:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

I sent him a message that I want to buy it. As soon as he responds, I will tell him I live in Ithaca, Ny, have cash in hand and want to come pick it up in the morning.

Here is his response, only took a few minutes, sounds a little different, shorter mostly, maybe this is now on the day shift over there.

Thank you for contacting me about my Razor 800.
I wish to tell you that the actual location of the item is Vestal, NY.
The total price of the QUAD is US $3,800.00 and I’ll support the shipping costs. In order to take it,
you must pay only US $3,800.00, because I pay for the shipping process.
Condition of the QUAD: very well maintained, believe me I know.
To moVe forward with the transaction, I am waiting a reply with your FULL NAME,
HOME(SHIPPING) ADDRESS and a TELEPHONE NUMBER (in order to contact you)
I’ll wait your e-mail with other questions.
Have a good day,

James.
PS : I want to sell the QUAD quickly (personal motive) and I don’t like to speak for nothing,
so for who really want to buy I am here, I am waiting

Here is what I sent him......of course I don't ever expect to hear from him again.

Thank you for contacting me about my Razor 800.
I wish to tell you that the actual location of the item is Vestal, NY.
The total price of the QUAD is US $3,800.00 and I’ll support the shipping costs. In order to take it,
you must pay only US $3,800.00, because I pay for the shipping process.
Condition of the QUAD: very well maintained, believe me I know.
To moVe forward with the transaction, I am waiting a reply with your FULL NAME,
HOME(SHIPPING) ADDRESS and a TELEPHONE NUMBER (in order to contact you)
I’ll wait your e-mail with other questions.
Have a good day,

James.
PS : I want to sell the QUAD quickly (personal motive) and I don’t like to speak for nothing,
so for who really want to buy I am here, I am waiting


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Oh, praised be the Lord! I am in Ithaca, New York, only about 20 miles away. My cell phone is dead so you cannot call me, I am a truck driver, I am currently at a rest stop using the WIFI on my laptop, I am passing thru and would like to come buy it right away, can we get together in the morning?

Well, he hasn't given up yet, let's see if he takes my "bait"......

I would have love to meet you over here at my place for the viewing and test driving of the Quad, but due to the nature of my job I won't be available to meet you. I am a very busy person, that get devoted to jobs all time that's why the shipping company will be doing that on my behalf. I will ship the Quad from here with DAS Auto Transport Services (recommended by eBay) insured and it will take no more then 7 days. The Quad will be delivered directly to your address. I will use DAS to ship the Quad because I have worked with them and they are very fast and secure. You will receive the Quad at your home address, you will not have to pick it up from a terminal/port. It will have to be freight trucked forwarded to your location and you will receive it in max one week at your front door



Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2008 20:54:43 -0700
Subject: Re: You've received a question about your eBay item, 2008 Polaris RZR Razor 800 4x4 Baja Edition LOA
From: jerryweibel@earthlink.net
To: yadarac@hotmail.com

Thank you for contacting me about my Razor 800.
I wish to tell you that the actual location of the item is Vestal, NY.
The total price of the QUAD is US $3,800.00 and I’ll support the shipping costs. In order to take it,
you must pay only US $3,800.00, because I pay for the shipping process.
Condition of the QUAD: very well maintained, believe me I know.
To moVe forward with the transaction, I am waiting a reply with your FULL NAME,
HOME(SHIPPING) ADDRESS and a TELEPHONE NUMBER (in order to contact you)
I’ll wait your e-mail with other questions.
Have a good day,

James.
PS : I want to sell the QUAD quickly (personal motive) and I don’t like to speak for nothing,
so for who really want to buy I am here, I am waiting


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Oh, praised be the Lord! I am in Ithaca, New York, only about 20 miles away. My cell phone is dead so you cannot call me, I am a truck driver, I am currently at a rest stop using the WIFI on my laptop, I am passing thru and would like to come buy it right away, can we get together in the morning?



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I can only do business in cash, I’ve had problems in the past and don’t have checks or credit cards of my own, only a credit card from my employer to pay for diesel fuel and expenses when I am on the road.

I doubt he'll reply further..if you "don't have a CCard" he's gonna move on.

I replied

Let me guess your one of these guys http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com

Ebay will be kicking in your door shortly haha


Havent heard a peep out of him yet and I see the auction has been removed from ebay.

i live 1 mile from vestal , ny. i could be there in 5 min when he comes home from work

While some say all these guys are from Africa, I am inclined to think a lot of them are from Pakistan, the verbage this guy uses is a lot like some Pakistany jerks I have had the misfortune to know.