Vagina ROTFLMAO

Just as afastcar is getting geared up to desert race your pulling the plug.

Yea my vagina hurts!

He is gearing up for short course racing!
12 laps around a groomed track aint as fun or challenging as a true off road race! Short course racing boils down to who spends more money on a faster motor (( Internal Combustion Engine ? )), as where desert racing can still be won on a budget, with the right skills and luck!

He needs to do both, he has the machines and the rig, just needs to round up his riding buddys and go ride in the desert, "Team Afastcar" maybe I will come pit for him .

Turbo you know I love ya I was trying to cheer you up, you couldnt hear my tone of type

When the aggravation level exceeds the adrenilene rush it is no longer worth doing! I reached this level friday while searching for a welder and bolts because once again I was fixing this pile of crap I bought! I have gusset up the shit of a motor (( Internal Combustion Engine ? )) mount so well the weak link now is shearing grade 8 bolts each time I run it!
Its time to mothball this stuff I just don't need the agitation! See ya'll around!

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Turbo I feel your pain I feel the same way about racing allot of work for little reward, you have burned yourself out take some time off and the fire will come back, the only reason I am even thinking about short course racing is because you and slick rick are doing it and its in my back yard, if im traveling to ride its not going to be for racing im going to Glamis where i can burn 3 tanks a day or meeting up with Hoser to ride in the desert.

I agree with everyone else... Calm down there big guy..... There will be other races and other fun times to be had my friend. Heck,,, Looks like my pilot took one for the team as well. I have bent something on the right rear that is causing the dam thing to wobble like crazy and it is not the wheel... i assume it is the axle.... Not sure though cause i have never had this issue before.

Check your bearing carrier! And all rods going to it! Did you swap the wheel and see if it wobbled on drivers side?

I went ahead and swaped wheels to a stock set on that side and she still wobbles pretty bad... I assume it may be time for new bearings and what ever other parts go in there as well... I have no idea if these oparts are still available. I recall Speed was making a spacer if i am correct...hmmmm.. Does eceryone still order their bearings from Service Honda or is their a cheaper place to do so? I am pretty sure everything else is in order... I may make a quick video.

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1frc you seen this yet? Unless you got really losta second time this can't be right!
Plus they lumped us all together! I don't know who is a pro class and a spOrt class except the 2111 was the guy who started behind me, and the 32 was the 2 girls who started before me! The one DNF was the army guys! Sooooooo who else was in sportsman???

First swap same beadlock wheels! Don't throw some unknown into the equation! If the beadlock swap shows a wobble then go and replace bearings! You can get them from naopa! Seals should be oem in my oopinion!

all my wheels are in good condition. It must be the bearings then. Is there a particular brand of bearing that everyone prefers?? Any part numbers would be helpful.

I saw the results and laughed my ass off, as there is no way possible that that was my time. They even agreed, but nothing changed... I will chalk this one off, but the next time something like this occurs there will be some hell to pay. At the awards ceremony, they were confused as to who was racing what and in what class they were in.. I spoke to that guy that you road with when you wrecked and he even said that he had no idea why they started the slow sportsman class before us.....Truly a cluster for sure. Like I said, i will let this one go but next time I will be up in someones face asking them to go ahead and step outside with me for a min or so......I will settle that one rather quickly. I have been racing for years in more sports and vehicle class's then the average person for sure and one of the most common things to do if you have an issue with the cource or vehicle or even about to be passed is to pull off the road to the right and let people pass... Not drive like your driving miss Daisy doing 20mph in the center of the road and on top of that not even have any light on or even any amber lights/tail lights..... A true recipe for disaster!!!!

You were at the awards thing???
One of the reasons I didn't go was I was afraid the redhead in me would over-rule the blonde in me and I would loose my cool! I will give them a e for effort, but if you're going to do something, do it right!
And yes your "time" is probably right on the money! I was already at the trailer and walking up to the start finish line to protest, when you came thru the last section! Question of the day is how many laps did we each make? No one seems to know? Did annette keep track? In my opinion there could have been no true "winner" in this race, we all lost! But yet they gave away the pro entry money anyways!?

Sorry Charlie.. You only made 5 laps and I completed 6 laps.

No not really charlie! I only made 4.5 laps, as recorded by my gps! That's the whole issue I had saturday, nobody seemed to keep track of who did what! And I even cut thru the second pits after we got lost to inform them there were several racers who had gotten lost, and one who had no yellow! So I might not have even been given a credit for that lap??? I truly think they should have restarted the whole lot of us after three of us where lost, and one had no headlights or rear amber light! That is why I came forward and "protested" the outcome! This is why I was/am so mad!!!
How can anyone really say they won a race when such a bad job was done on scorekeeping! The guy they have winning it is the guy who wrecked on the first lap! Broadslided into a fence in the first two miles? I never saw this but might have been why the dust was so heavy, and the one car was going so slow! She might have seen this and got spooked!
And the only way you caught me was because I was caught up behind her! If you remember it was well after we got lost and redirected before I decided it wasn't a race and headed to the start finish in protest!!! So sorry chartlie!!!

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WTF sounds like Trackside needs to sell these people a scoring system and some transponders to keep track of you guys.

Everyone except the utv's were required to spend $130 dollars to "rent" an IRC unit! There belief was in the bigger buggies, if they went off a cliffside or turtled up, they could be found! I am glad they didn't require that extra cash from us, as it was more than I wanted to spend! The best solution to the situation we had was to have waited till the proper timers were available! Because we are a fledgling class, we didn't get the support we should have! Although 10 utv racers was pretty impressive compared to the 3 that the other race promoters here in Texas were able to muster up!
If we had started in order AND on time I would have had a fighting chance at having a strong finish in my first PRO race! If the pilot/stadium lite class is ever expected to grow, I need to show them we are very compatable and comparable to the full size UTV's! This was a well watched event in the desert race community and I expected to use the results to open many more doors for us!!!

HAHa, Well you should have stuck arround a bit to do something about it. Without doing so you will only believe what you believe sir. Sometimes you have to suck it up and deal with the race officials like I did. I told you before i headed up there that you should do the same, without doing so you have no leg to stand on so to speak.

Now that all this crying and bitching is over with ,,,, I still had a great time and had an opportunity to meet alot of people as well as teach alot of people about our beloved Pilots. I am extremely pleased with my powerplant and its capabilities, just wish my rear shocks held up as well. I just shipped it back to ATV Racing. Now I need some wheel bearings. I will post more pics soon. Thanks again Turbo for allowing me to use your shocks when mine went tits up!

H - Where do you get your wheel bearings and by chance would you happen to have any apart numbers.

I did talk to them!!! After I changed the flat, (thanks for the help) while you were at the movies!they simply told me that it was there first time!!!

First time explains it I have seen that act before at our local cycle club when new club members help with an event, first time you gotta cut them some slack, it will take them at least a full season to look like they have a clue..

How many people does it take to change a flat??? I did help you locate the puncture which was due to the mesquite thorn I believe. Flats are just one of those things that come when you least expect it it happens... I bet next time you will be better prepared with a big jack for your trailer We tried my little jack but it was not meant to be used on your heavy trailer. I always carry a jack for the vehicles weight that I am using. My other jack was in my big fith wheel since i did not need it. Sorry Charlie

I was just brought up different... Never left a friend stranded or needing help with out offering help... Only reason you found anything was because I asked you to look... I didn't mean to bother you about it??? I had a little bottle jack and got the spare on myself... it was the fact that you didn't offer to help that irritated me??? I would have told you that I would be fine, but where I am from we stick around and help each other!!!

Your killing me Smalls...You were already super su[per irritated with the race and I tried to calm ya down a bit with no success. I asked you if you would be ok, and you said they were looking for a big heavy duty jack. I even spoke to the guy that you wrecked with and he assured me they were on it and locating the jack that you needed. Should have only taken about 15 min since I have had to do the same countless times before. I also asked you if you needed any tools and or if you had it under control. We also tried to use my rinky dink little compressor which sucks by the way You didnt bother me about anything at all bro, but if you need something just ask. You are sounding like a little woman brotha I am not as telepathic as I thought I was apparently. Where I come from this is a super easy fix that happens all the time, and you were not stranded man, I did not leave you in a deserted desert with no life signs in sight. My women wanted to get away for a spell and since she was kind enough to let me have my fun I desided to return the favor, plus we needed some supplies. If you are still upset then give me a call tomorrow and we will smooth it all out my friend. No need to go into this intresting dramatic story for the rest of the fellas...

Bottom line is I am sorry that I did not stay behind and help you further man. Next time let me know if you need anything and I will do my best to do what i can for ya. It would be easier if I were there on my own without the Boss.